Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Will It Blend feat. Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris has never blinked. Not once. Ever.
-If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies just check the Extinct Species List.
-Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.
-When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onions cry.

EC - Don't fuck with Chuck

1 comment:

  1. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He just decides what time it is