Saturday, 24 April 2010

The EC customer - All Class

The great man MC Shureshock was playing a gig in Adelaide recently and snapped this photo of a young gentleman wearing our Midas Touch 2.0 singlet and generally loving life.

Not sure why I like this photo so much, but if you know the stylish / trashbag hombre in the picture give us a shout - I think we might be able to conjure up a present for him.

Alternatively if you have any similar photos of your friends in gloriously embarrassing poses or situations send them to and we'll be happy to chuck them on the blog for the world to see.

Cos that's what friends are for.

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So something we have all suspected for a long time has finally been revealed - immodestly-dressed women are destroying our planet.

This scientific fact was brought to light by Iranian cleric and all-round deadset genius (read: moron) Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, who said the following:

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes."

No shit.

Now loose-moralled wenches around the world are uniting to test the theory by causing the first ever Boobquake this Monday 26th April.

The filthy harlett leading this reprehensible campaign to destroy us all is Jennifer McCreight, who had this to say:

"On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it'll be one involving plate tectonics. So, who's with me? I may be a D cup, but that will probably only produce a slight tremor on its own."

To find out more about this earth-shattering social movement check out the facebook page or website.

At Eleventh Commandment we would not usually encourage this type of behaviour, but seeing as it's in the name of science...come on ladies....get 'em out.

EC - Style is a Language

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

Boys will be girls

Harvard Sailing Team are pumping YouTube full of some pretty funny shit. Worth checking out.

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Turning fear into dollars

It never ceases to amaze how many brilliant religious entrepreneurs there are out there. Every day I see more of these people generously offering to relieve you of your hard-earned dollars and take them directly to Jeebus (he must need a new flat-screen TV or something). But of the millions of Specialist Christian Authority Monetary Syndications (or S.C.A.M.S for short) that have come and gone throughout history, this has to be one of the best:

Seriously if i could get my hands on a copy of this video I would buy it in a second.

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Monday, 19 April 2010

Heatbeat feat Cassian and Eleventh Commandment

Last weekend we trekked down to Canberra for one of the best parties ever. Party By Jake threw the bash, which packed out Transit Bar and saw an amped crowd lose their shit to Cassian. We sponsored the night with discounts and giveaways and generally just made a mess of the place and ourselves. It was luscious.

Check out some of the evidence:

If you ever have a chance to get along to a Party By Jake event don't even hesitate. You won't regret it.

EC - Style is a Language

Jesus Dress Up

I've just wasted some entertaining minutes playing dress ups with Jesus. Yeah you heard me.

Some dude called Bob has created a site where you can style the saviour -

You can even print off your masterpiece as a 3D artwork. These are some of my favs...

S&M Jesus

Baby Jesus (lying makes him cry)

Devilishly disco Jesus

These ones are pretty tame. If you're so inclined you can actually go on and make Hitler Jesus, Charles Manson Jesus and even Jesus KKKhrist.

What a productive way to spend the day.

EC - Style is a Language

Friday, 16 April 2010

David Cross is a weapon

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Thursday, 15 April 2010

Moon Chavs

If only we could send all chavs to the moon

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Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Gettin' Jiggy With It

Wish I had moves like Big Willie

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Tuesday, 6 April 2010

Sydney State of Mind

Yeah I'm outta Blacktown, now I'm in Maroubra
Right next to the Seals, I'm Sydney forever
Used to live in Newtown, couldn't dig the people there
With their crazy coloured hair, could always see their underwear

So I hit up Caringbah, did my time at Bizzos
Saw some good bands, did some talking with my fists though
Started work at Panthers, uniforms an insult
Still remembered as the only Tiger Woods of aqua golf

Cruising down George Street in my brother's Rexxy
Stop at Scu-Bar, find a tourist who will sex me
Head on up to Parra, buy a car on Church Street
Go to Peter Wynn's and get a Jarryd Hayne bed sheet

Say what's up to Curl Curl, you're my whole world world
Hanging at the surf club trying to meet myself a surfer girl
Finish up at Kogarah, eating at that Sizzler
Hope for Marto that the season's not a fizzer in...

In Sydney
We all use the toll roads to get home
It costs us fortune
Out in Sydney
Frontbench that controls our Premier
Cause no one here knows her
Let's hear it for Sydney, Sydney, Sydney

You can catch me up at Leichhardt at a Tigers game
Sirro made the Tigers strip more famous than a Benji can
Head onto Chullora, where my crew is all good
We have a dead centre in our town, we call it Rookwood

Welcome now to Lindfield, got a mad leaf feel
Send the kids to private schools our version of keep it real
Light Rail, Monorail, City Rail, they all late
It's not the timing that's the issue, it's the smell we hate

Find myself in Smithfield, where Harry Kewell started
Near the R-y, feeling starry, get red carded
Man I got to plug Revesby Workers it's the best
And this shit ain't an ad, that's for members and their guests

Pup and Lara, Clover's choker
Every single pub has organised poker
North Bondi's expensive and that's just Italian
Can hear 'em sniffing in the toilets talking fashion

In Sydney,
Our funniest hill is Rooty
The R-y's a beauty
Out in Sydney,
Go catch some rays in the domain
Watch bankers play ball games
Let's hear it for Sydney, Sydney, Sydney

EC - Love you Sydney x x

Friday, 2 April 2010

Flight Facilities

Loving Flight Facilities at the moment. If you know what's good for you you will take off to their MySpace and bring their new mixtape into land on your ipod.

EC - This is your captain peaking