Saturday, 24 April 2010


So something we have all suspected for a long time has finally been revealed - immodestly-dressed women are destroying our planet.

This scientific fact was brought to light by Iranian cleric and all-round deadset genius (read: moron) Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, who said the following:

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes."

No shit.

Now loose-moralled wenches around the world are uniting to test the theory by causing the first ever Boobquake this Monday 26th April.

The filthy harlett leading this reprehensible campaign to destroy us all is Jennifer McCreight, who had this to say:

"On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it'll be one involving plate tectonics. So, who's with me? I may be a D cup, but that will probably only produce a slight tremor on its own."

To find out more about this earth-shattering social movement check out the facebook page or website.

At Eleventh Commandment we would not usually encourage this type of behaviour, but seeing as it's in the name of science...come on ladies....get 'em out.

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