I swear you can't make this stuff up. This week in North Redneckville, USA (or more accurately Monroe, Ohio) a six-storey statue of Jesus was struck by lightning and burned to the ground. Ironically insurance companies are refusing to pay for the damage, citing the incident as an Act of God.
Damn that irony is tasty...like butter on steak.
If I was God I wouldn't want my landscape decorated with garish hulking monstrosities either.
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