I'm Selling Some Speakers

I wonder if Karl Lagerfeld uses the Chanel website to flog old shit that he doesn't want any more? Probably not. Maybe he occasionally throws up something from his old wardrobe to make a cheeky ten grand. Although it would be difficult to accrue an old wardrobe when you always wear the same thing. Seriously the dude must just be like Superman but instead of a cupboard full of red and blue spandex and capes he has hanger after hanger of enormous collars and leather gloves.

Anyway I'm not Karl Lagerfeld and this isn't the Chanel website so I can use it to flog off my old shit.

Exhibit A: These speakers.



I've chucked them up on eBay, starting price only $10.

This is what I wrote:

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Akai speakers, still in box and covering.

BRAND SPANKING NEW. As in never used. Not once. Ever.

THESE SPEAKERS HAVE MAGIC POWERS. They can cure cancer and will also cook you dinner if you are feeling lonely. But probably no seafood dishes as they are allergic to shellfish.

These speakers sound equally good whether you are playing Frank Sinatra or those secret audio recordings you made of your room-mate sleeping.....you freak.

They sound especially good if you read them bedtime stories and sometimes hold them close to your bosom as you lie next to a roaring fire in winter.

Box not in great condition as has been sitting in a garage but speakers are FLAWLESS. That's FLAWLESS with a capital F. And capitals for all the other letters as well.

Selling due to unwanted gift.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

Q: How loud can I play Metallica on these speakers?
A: I don't know. The speakers have never been used. It says that up the top. Learn to read dickhead.

Q: Would my Justin Bieber album sound good on these speakers?
A: No. Justin Bieber wouldn't sound good on any speakers. Ever.

Q: Who should I vote for in the upcoming election?
A: That's not really a question appropriate for this forum. But suffice it to say Tony Abbott is a moron.


Pickup from Glebe in Sydney. Or you can send your own carrier pigeons to collect but they are relatively heavy so make sure you send enough pigeons.
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Some more pretty pictures:











To buy them click here or email info@eleventhcommandment.com.au. I'll even throw in the models.


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Double Rainbow

I wish I could be stoked about anything as much as this guy is stoked about double rainbows. Although he does weep like a bitch and at one point sounds like he's cry-maxing.

What does it mean?!




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Old Gold

This isn't new. I just felt like watching it again and thought you might too. Just cos it is that good.



40 million people have watched this on YouTube. That's twice the population of Australia. Or about half the amount of people that hate Kyle Sandilands.


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Foxy Lady

Megan Fox is sexy. I will fight you if you disagree with me. With my fists. No weapons though...that would be cowardly and one of us might get seriously injured.

Anywho being that she is one of our favourite girls we've decided to feature her on tees and singlets this summer. This is a hand-drawn sketch and will be available for both guys and girls.



If you're still not convinced...check this out

Megan Fox by Greg Williams for Esquire HD from Greg Williams on Vimeo.

Some people are lucky. Like the dude that filmed the above footage. Not sure of his name...it probably said it in the credits but my vision had gone blurry by then.

Or the guy that filmed this next masterpiece. Yeah...pretty lucky



Ties back in nicely with our stuff cos Miranda is another girl that we've featured before, with our Country Girl print. We've only got one XL women's Country Girl singlet left and it's going for a steal. Just 10 measly clams (or dollars, as the case may be) + postage for this one. Click on the below image for proof.



But it won't last long so get in quick if you want to be 'lucky last'. Oh snap...see what I did there?!

And I'm spent.


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Lady Lauryn Winter in EC

Just a quick snap of the gorgeous MC Lady Lauryn Winter styling our women's black Yen (Reprise) singlet.



You can find out more about Lady Lauryn here.


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