I'm Selling Some Speakers

I wonder if Karl Lagerfeld uses the Chanel website to flog old shit that he doesn't want any more? Probably not. Maybe he occasionally throws up something from his old wardrobe to make a cheeky ten grand. Although it would be difficult to accrue an old wardrobe when you always wear the same thing. Seriously the dude must just be like Superman but instead of a cupboard full of red and blue spandex and capes he has hanger after hanger of enormous collars and leather gloves.

Anyway I'm not Karl Lagerfeld and this isn't the Chanel website so I can use it to flog off my old shit.

Exhibit A: These speakers.



I've chucked them up on eBay, starting price only $10.

This is what I wrote:

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Akai speakers, still in box and covering.

BRAND SPANKING NEW. As in never used. Not once. Ever.

THESE SPEAKERS HAVE MAGIC POWERS. They can cure cancer and will also cook you dinner if you are feeling lonely. But probably no seafood dishes as they are allergic to shellfish.

These speakers sound equally good whether you are playing Frank Sinatra or those secret audio recordings you made of your room-mate sleeping.....you freak.

They sound especially good if you read them bedtime stories and sometimes hold them close to your bosom as you lie next to a roaring fire in winter.

Box not in great condition as has been sitting in a garage but speakers are FLAWLESS. That's FLAWLESS with a capital F. And capitals for all the other letters as well.

Selling due to unwanted gift.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

Q: How loud can I play Metallica on these speakers?
A: I don't know. The speakers have never been used. It says that up the top. Learn to read dickhead.

Q: Would my Justin Bieber album sound good on these speakers?
A: No. Justin Bieber wouldn't sound good on any speakers. Ever.

Q: Who should I vote for in the upcoming election?
A: That's not really a question appropriate for this forum. But suffice it to say Tony Abbott is a moron.


Pickup from Glebe in Sydney. Or you can send your own carrier pigeons to collect but they are relatively heavy so make sure you send enough pigeons.
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Some more pretty pictures:











To buy them click here or email info@eleventhcommandment.com.au. I'll even throw in the models.


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Double Rainbow

I wish I could be stoked about anything as much as this guy is stoked about double rainbows. Although he does weep like a bitch and at one point sounds like he's cry-maxing.

What does it mean?!




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Old Gold

This isn't new. I just felt like watching it again and thought you might too. Just cos it is that good.



40 million people have watched this on YouTube. That's twice the population of Australia. Or about half the amount of people that hate Kyle Sandilands.


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Foxy Lady

Megan Fox is sexy. I will fight you if you disagree with me. With my fists. No weapons though...that would be cowardly and one of us might get seriously injured.

Anywho being that she is one of our favourite girls we've decided to feature her on tees and singlets this summer. This is a hand-drawn sketch and will be available for both guys and girls.



If you're still not convinced...check this out

Megan Fox by Greg Williams for Esquire HD from Greg Williams on Vimeo.

Some people are lucky. Like the dude that filmed the above footage. Not sure of his name...it probably said it in the credits but my vision had gone blurry by then.

Or the guy that filmed this next masterpiece. Yeah...pretty lucky



Ties back in nicely with our stuff cos Miranda is another girl that we've featured before, with our Country Girl print. We've only got one XL women's Country Girl singlet left and it's going for a steal. Just 10 measly clams (or dollars, as the case may be) + postage for this one. Click on the below image for proof.



But it won't last long so get in quick if you want to be 'lucky last'. Oh snap...see what I did there?!

And I'm spent.


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Lady Lauryn Winter in EC

Just a quick snap of the gorgeous MC Lady Lauryn Winter styling our women's black Yen (Reprise) singlet.



You can find out more about Lady Lauryn here.


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Fashion Review feature

We're currently being featured on Fashion Review, which is probably the best Australian fashion directory around. It has info on pretty much every label you can think of as well as interviews and other exclusives.

We were lucky enough to be interviewed last week. It all started out alright but towards the end I start rambling some shit about us having super powers or something. I must have been tired and emotional.

Check it out here.

If I could choose a super power I would probably go with time travel. Everyone at Woodstock would freak out at the sight of my Delorean.


What would you choose?


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My friend is looking for a job

My mate Rossy is looking for a job and has decided to use the internet to help him by starting this here blog.

He recently applied for a job as a travel writer for a company that deals exclusively with holidays to Taiwan. As part of the process they asked him for a submission of his work. This is what he wrote:

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Taiwan Why Don’t you ‘Tri-it-on’

Sun swept beaches, glistening bodies and bikini’s as far as the eye can see. Where are we, Hawaii? Santorini? Broad Beach? No, no and no, the answer is the next boom holiday destination for the Western world!
Taiwan, is set to be the next big boom location for all fun loving holiday makers. Labelled the new Bali by (persons unknown), Taiwan has it all for would be travel makers. Governed by the Chinese since 1945 (the only thing I know about Taiwan) Taiwan means, place that is a nice place in which to make a holiday in chinese, and has been a popular holiday spot for many people for a long time (probably).
With Taipei one of the most modern and forward thinking cities as the capitol, possibilities are endless for holiday makers in their quest for fun. John resident of Taipei and general person says “Taipei is great, we are the capitol”. With such a rich vibrant community and feel Taipei is the perfect spot for shopping, relaxing or any other holiday activities that you might be interested in.
With flights starting from as little as 1000 dollars (or there abouts) now is the perfect time to book and enjoy your self in Asia’s favourite new and upcoming destination. Book now and save with (*****) travel soon you will be having the time of your life.
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I know you're probably thinking that they hired him on the spot but at last check he is still unemployed. If you are the owner of a company and are seeking a highly motivated and semi-literate employee then you should totally get in touch with him. Here are some career paths that I think he would be suited to:

-Male porn boom-mic operator
-Lollipop man (at traffic crossing or otherwise)
-Scientific experiment guinea pig
-Leader of the Opposition
-Human crash-test dummy
-Brad Pitt ass-double

Here is a picture of Rossy and I. I can't remember when or where.


Here is a picture of Rossy and his gay lover Ronald*.

*Name changed for privacy reasons.


I was tempted to post some more incriminating photos but Rossy has plenty of shit on me so I refrained. Anyway I've kind of gone off track with this post...and to be honest I can't even remember why I started writing it.

Oh yeah that's right...seriously if you're an employer looking for a wordsmith you should hire this man:




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I can't really explain all the reasons I like this photo

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Whiskers Makes My Ears Feel Nice

Our boy Whiskers has just dropped a killer mix for your listening pleasure. Download this and play it louder than necessary. Your brain will thank you.

June 2010 mix 320 by whiskers



IS ON




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Flying in the Birdcage

We're being featured in the Fashion Birdcage at the mo mo.

Tap on this here banner for a bo'peep.



Out.


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Everyone should know first aid

Super Sexy CPR from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.

Via Liquid Gold Baby.


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Some Mashed Potatoes

Thoughts?


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Blu returns!!

The last time we posted something about Blu was was back in early 2009 when he released his brilliant masterpiece Muto. Now the Italian street-art maestro is back with another piece of work titled 'Big Bang Big Boom' that will blow you away.

Brilliant brilliant brilliant.

BIG BANG BIG BOOM - the new wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

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Brandon Boyd unveils The Wild Trapeze

Brandon Boyd is set to release a solo album. Here is the first single - Runaway Train. You can have a listen while i go wet myself.

Click here to read a letter that Brandon wrote about the new album.


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Last Minutes With Oden

A cool little story about the death of a man's best friend.

Last Minutes with ODEN from phos pictures on Vimeo.

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Religious people are weird

It's not just that Pastor Kenneth Hagin has one of the most evil laughs I've heard since Wario on Mario Kart but the fact that his whole flock fall about in hysterics like stoners in a dutch oven.

I've heard his jokes...they're not that funny. Must have some seriously good smelling salts in the heater. Also in some parts he sounds like a big choo choo train.



Speaking of Mario Kart...who says it's just a game?


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